“What do you think would happen if I painted myself green and showed up to work?” – Bean
“Everyone loves a good pair of low-heeled gel shoes.” – Bean
Posted in wisdom on March 7, 2009 by lou
“You couldn’t pull off that look if you were feline.” – Bean
“DRIVE, BITCHES! Ooh, I want a pretzel.” – Bean
“There are no Russian dictators covered in gravy. They’d probably shoot us if we covered them in gravy.”- Bug
“Wow, I’m a grammar asshole.” – Bean
“My cat can’t use my BlackBerry, cause he has no thumbs.” – Bug
Posted in wisdom on January 31, 2009 by lou
“Stupid or not, it’s not nice to steal someone’s decor.” – Bug
“I’m not usually Welsh in the morning.” – Bug
“I need dumber friends!” – Bug
“Everyone’s got boogers, bitch.” – Bean
“That’s where America learns things – Oprah.” – Bean
“I need more you quotes! How come I say all the stupid things?!” – Bug
“It smells like boogers!” – Bean
“It’s like the UN lives inside your brain.” – Bean
Bug: “See? Those beauty pageant girls aren’t so perfect after all.”
Bean: “No. They get zits, gain weight, and get arrested with drug cartels.”
Posted in wisdom on October 18, 2008 by lou
“Fish die. We eat them. Fact of life.” – Bean
“This trout is major.” – Bug
“Woody Woodpecker probably doesn’t chew gum. You know, cause he’s a bird.”- Bug
“I have a nationality conflict.” – Bug
“CROCS ARE THE DEVIL’S RUBBERY SHOE!” – Bug
“Geez, temporal displacement is complicated.” -Bug
“Damn you and your infinite wisdom!” – Bug
“I’m a hybrid. But – I’m good on gas!” – Bug
“First of all, Canada is not in outer space. Second of all, we don’t all wear flannel!” – Bug
“Evil conspiracies = bad.” – Bug
“Weee padded walls are fun!” – Bug
“I apparently am smarter than myself” – Bean
Posted in wisdom on May 22, 2008 by lou
“Ew. I wouldn’t stick my finger in that.” – Bean
“Righteous indignation hurts!” – Bean
“Everyone loves the devil!” – Bug
“I am not a frappucino.” – Bean
“My brain is on a piece of paper next to me.” – Bug
Posted in wisdom on May 12, 2008 by lou
“Novelty condoms in parents’ drawers…that’s not cool.” – Bug
“You fucking hot dog wanker..what?” – Bean
“I’ll hit you! Except it won’t hurt cause I have tiny little munchkin fists.” – Bug
“You’re like wonderbread…err..woman.” – Bean
“I Yayed cause you Wiid.” – Bug
Bean: “You have very scrunchy Os.”
Bug: “Sounds like a cereal. Scunchi-o’s!”
Bean: “Why would I lie about something like that?”
Bug: “Cause you do that thing…where you make me believe stuff.”
“I’m like a carebear!” – Bean
Posted in wisdom on April 27, 2008 by lou
Bean: “I’m just honest. It makes you grow inside.”
Bug: “If by grow, you mean curl up in the corner and die.”
“You’re my little emo bear!” – Bean
“My jeans are stuck in the door!” – Bean
“That’s when you think, hey, it’s windy. Maybe I shouldn’t put hay bales in my open bed pickup truck.” – Bean
“I don’t think my iPod can smell.” – Bug
Bean: “I’m not asking you, peanut gallery.”
Bug: “I’m not a peanut, I’m a cashew!”
Posted in wisdom on April 24, 2008 by sari
Mr Bean: “You can’t shower during a thunderstorm. It’s against the rules.”
Bean: “That’s just the sort of rebel I am.”
Posted in wisdom on April 22, 2008 by lou
“My kleenex smells like bacon.” Bean
“There is no mouse in my pocket, sir.” Bug
“Who needs a T anyway?” – Bug
“Where in this relationship did you figure that you were the one wearing the pants?” – Bean
