words of wisdom from the bug and the bean

“I was going to, but I forgot, and now I forget.” – Bug

“It’s the hair. It’s making me sassy.” – Bean

“But he’s an asshole I love. That sounds odd, too.” – Bean

“If I’m paying $35,000 for a purse, it’s made of diamonds and angel tears.” – Bean

“It’d be a bit embarrassing to roll up to work with COCKS emblazoned all over my car. Or, you know, my license plate. Whatever.” – Bean

Bug: “Why is today not Saturday already?”

Bean: “Blame the Romans.”