“You couldn’t pull off that look if you were feline.” – Bean
“DRIVE, BITCHES! Ooh, I want a pretzel.” – Bean
“There are no Russian dictators covered in gravy. They’d probably shoot us if we covered them in gravy.”- Bug
“Wow, I’m a grammar asshole.” – Bean
“My cat can’t use my BlackBerry, cause he has no thumbs.” – Bug