“Stupid or not, it’s not nice to steal someone’s decor.” – Bug
“I’m not usually Welsh in the morning.” – Bug
“I need dumber friends!” – Bug
“Everyone’s got boogers, bitch.” – Bean
“That’s where America learns things – Oprah.” – Bean
“I need more you quotes! How come I say all the stupid things?!” – Bug
“It smells like boogers!” – Bean
“It’s like the UN lives inside your brain.” – Bean
Bug: “See? Those beauty pageant girls aren’t so perfect after all.”
Bean: “No. They get zits, gain weight, and get arrested with drug cartels.”
