Bean: “I’m just honest. It makes you grow inside.”
Bug: “If by grow, you mean curl up in the corner and die.”
“You’re my little emo bear!” – Bean
“My jeans are stuck in the door!” – Bean
“That’s when you think, hey, it’s windy. Maybe I shouldn’t put hay bales in my open bed pickup truck.” – Bean
“I don’t think my iPod can smell.” – Bug
Bean: “I’m not asking you, peanut gallery.”
Bug: “I’m not a peanut, I’m a cashew!”
Mr Bean: “You can’t shower during a thunderstorm. It’s against the rules.”
Bean: “That’s just the sort of rebel I am.”
“My kleenex smells like bacon.” Bean
“There is no mouse in my pocket, sir.” Bug
“Who needs a T anyway?” – Bug
“Where in this relationship did you figure that you were the one wearing the pants?” – Bean
“Oh my god. I’m predictable. I have to kill myself now.” – Bean
“I love shredded coconut. It’s like paper. Delicious, edible paper.” – Bean
Bean: “But you’re Canadian!”
Bug: “Yeah, but we don’t go around sniffing beavers!”
“It’s a fake. There’s no beaver on his back.” – Bean
Bean: “There’s an article on MSN.com that says ‘eggs lead to death risk.’ They should put a big black label on eggs. ‘WARNING: DEATH.’”
Bug: “BUT DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS DEATH.”
Bug: “When we’re old, can we hit people with our umbrellas and canes?”
Bean: “Dude…I do that now.”
“There’s a film on the top of my danish. Delicious, delicious film.” – Bean
“I’m going to work on this whole thinking thing.” – Bug
“You know, it occurs to me – I’m kinda fucked up!” – Bean
