“Freddie knows what mama likes!” – Bean
“Yeah, but they’re so far away and…I don’t want to put pants on.” – Bug
“He makes me so happy when he’s not pissing me off.” – Bean
“…of course, rescuing anyone from a giant tub of porridge is bound to be a little strange.” – Bug
“I have tremblings all over my body!” – Bean
“I love accents, they’re so fun. They make the world a spicier place!” – Bug
Bean – “You know what’s going to happen with Brangelina, right? One of them is going to completely snap and kill themself and all the kids and leave the other one alone, who’s going to go mental and be arrested for the murders.”
Bug – “Um…that’s kinda twisted.”
Bean – “Yeah. I’m like that sometimes.”
“Maybe I LIKE gay llamas!” – Bug
“That’s fine, I’ll just cough on you and you’ll get the plague and you’ll die.” – Bean
“Yaykes. It’s a combination of joy and horror together.” – Bug
“Nothing says “mature” like lime green Eeyore jammies.” – Bean
“I would bathe in mayo and then lick myself.” – Bean
“But I don’t want to be a worm! WORMS CAN’T ACCESSORIZE!!!” – Bean
“Damn Asian arm holes!” – Bug
“I love Davy in all his tentacley glory.” – Bean
“I will never ever lie about a watermelon again.” – Bug
“I may be a buttpirate, but I’m a classy one damnit!” – Bug
“French fries are the devil’s starchy fingers!” – Bean
“I do not eat non-edibles!” – Bug
“SATAN LIVES IN FLICKR!” – Bug
“I love you, iTunes. You complete me.” – Bean
“Mmm, I do like Flickr….I mean…FLICKR IS SATAN!” – Bug
“It’s like I was typing…with my MIND.” – Bean
“Why did I have to get the retardo cart?” – Bean
“Moo is what a cow says.” – Bug
“Hahahahaha…god, we are awesome.” – Bug
“I mean…the name has…you know… *jazz hands*” – Bean
And it begins.
